Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
mugGet the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug.
i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
mugGet the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug.

Edit Vine

Crapy video edits about shows and famous people that somehow are releated to the amazing app that was Vine.
"Have you seen that edit Vine about RIVERDALE?"
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!
by Immp March 11, 2019
mugGet the Edit Vinemug.

vine

person a: hey remember vine
person b: its just dead ok
by the_smart_one_23.fc December 12, 2019
mugGet the vinemug.

Vine

Usually found in compilations called things such as "Vines that cured my depression" because Vine is dead...Although we all loved vine before the Paul brothers came along.
Danny: I was up watching some of my old vine videos.
James: I was watching the best vines.
Danny: Were any of the Paul brother's vines in it?
James:Yeah
Danny: Then it's one of the worst compilations, not best.
by JustAJokeKid January 21, 2019
mugGet the Vinemug.

green vine

by eccel December 17, 2017
mugGet the green vinemug.

vine

vine is cringe
by raccoomer May 18, 2021
mugGet the vinemug.

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