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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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vine

A holy activity, partaken in mostly by Christians for their Minecraft servers. A way to make space for Jesus in life.
I am the vine, you are the branches
-Jesus
by Fictionaryy January 12, 2021
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vines

The clothing that’s draped over a pimp, player, or wavy outstanding individual.

or puts on his women…
Example- babygirl go grab some new vines from the store and put em on for the show tonight
by FLIPANOMICS June 3, 2022
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Vine

Vine is a dead app which connected with the app musically to become the app TIktok
Tiktok Got MultiMillion Views and made lots of people famous
Lauren Grey Zoe Laverne Etc,
I love tiktok because it is beautiful
That is so vine meaning (dead)
by KewlllLitttKidd69 November 11, 2019
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Vine

Vine is a webpage where people can share short cringey clips with overused songs, called vines. People with mental disabilities find them funny even though they aren't.
Someone: "have you seen the newest vines? They're s funny!"
Me: "no they ain't, please kys"
Someone: *literally dies in explosion
by Davri April 10, 2018
mugGet the Vinemug.

Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often
„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“
by rubykinz March 21, 2024
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