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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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rare vine

Gonna be honest I really don’t know what rare vine means. I think people just use it for clickbait
Rare vines I watch when I’m in someone’s attic.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian September 29, 2021
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grape of the vine

A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.
by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021
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Do it for the Vine

When the app vine still existed, this was a term used when you wanted someone to do something crazy/funny for a video

Nowadays, the term is said as in "do something crazy/funny for a dumb joke"
This is a nice bridge, from this height, if i fell i probably wouldnt die.
"Do it for the Vine"
K damn *fucking jumps and dies*
by Turn¡p July 13, 2022
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Vine

The holy place where multiple funny things were made, before it died out and was replaced with tik tok. Also known as the thing that brought magical people like Thomas Sanders and Daz Black to the internet.
Person 1 : What's Vine?

Person 2 : How dare you not know what it is! It is a magical place for Icons you monster!

Person 1 : ....Oh.
by Justapansexualthing August 7, 2021
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vine

1. a social media app, just like TikTok but with shorter videos and better content with funnier jokes
1. Vine is better than tiktok
by pipoxy November 28, 2022
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