tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 07, 2012

Eatching TV

The act of eating and watching TV at the same time.

"Hey what are you doing eatching TV"

by seanisthebest1 January 09, 2010

Connect to TV

The literal definition of death.

PornHub users: What are you
Connect to TV: Death

by Fortnite Discord Servers September 20, 2021

tv infidelity

the act of watching a show that you and your significant other watch without them.

Last night Karla watched the season premier of Bones without Joe. She totally committed TV infidelity.

by MomoTV November 19, 2013

Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 26, 2011

nicole tv

Nicole tv

you: who is Nicole tv

me: u must be dumb shes a funny Youtuber the girl who made move like a snake and with the standing ponytail duh learn your facts.

by corpes husband 2 February 24, 2021

prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005