turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004

turn knobs

Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless

turn knobs bro, and dont come back

by Bill Overlode May 5, 2010

U Turn

When you take a 12 inch double headed dildo, put one end in a girls vagina and the other in the anus. Thus the dildo forms the shape of a "U"

Oh man, i was rammin my chick with a double headed dildo last night and i put the shit in her ass, so i fuckin pulled a U turn on that slut

by Poop Stain Shane March 13, 2008

turn green

Turning green happens when you have smoked so much pot and are so buzzed that you start head rushing and feel like you have to lay down no matter what or you will get sick.

Joe and Warren watched as Bill took a huge bong hit of some killer Missouri Spook Light bud and lost touch with reality, caught a killer head rush and passed out . Joe said " Look at Bill that light weight turned green"! Leave him alone he's green. Hit this and turn green

by Vile_420 September 3, 2013

turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

by Shitschool August 27, 2009

Turn up

Another word for awesome or cool.
To get hyped.

Anna: Vincent im pregnant
Vincent: Ayyy turn up

Alexander: Dude were going to the strip club tonight
Vincent: Dude were about to turn up

by vincemothhugger December 21, 2015

Turn Up

Turn Up refers to a Function/Party. Also used as verb to explain what you'll be doing. Includes some use of drug(s) such as marijuana or alcohol.

Past tense - We were turnt last night!

Present tense - I'm Turnin up right now!

Future tense - I'm bouta turn up tonight!

- There's a turn up tonight homie, hit me up!

by Bay Area 707 October 28, 2013