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Napalm Strike

A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross
by Karminium April 9, 2021
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011
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Lateral Strike

a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.
E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.
by icrywhenangelsdeservetoDIE!!!! October 24, 2011
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Drone Strike

delivering freedom in mass to third world countries specially in deserts for some reason
Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
by Rehehehehehehehehe October 23, 2023
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Drone Strike

Funny autonomous plane going woosh and bombing towns in random third world countries
isn't NATO the one that drone strikes weddings?

No it's the USA
by Rehehehehehehehehe May 14, 2023
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Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
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