legit definition

Something which never happens here

A: "Dude, i just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Good Joke"

by WhyWasMyHandleTaken October 21, 2021

This Is Definitely Me

A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you

Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.

by Rumple Bumpkin July 20, 2020

The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023

definitely noise

meaning that whatever song-like-thing just happened definitely was not good at all, so like “that was definitely something” that somthing being noise. you don’t really know what just happened but there was noise happening.

*friend finishes singing terribly* “uhm that was definitely noise”

by myskinispaler October 8, 2020

Circular Definition

A definition that refers (mostly directly) to itself or the thing it is defining, sometimes being used to avoid giving a proper definition.

A circular definition is a definition which is circular.

by SecondBlackjack March 10, 2017

Genuine Definition

Something you won't find on this site.

Oh, you want a Genuine Definition? Go to the normal dictionary, dumbass.

by offsidegoalfc August 12, 2021