a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

give something a reason

To give someone/something a cause and/or motivation and justification to kill you.

A gorilla is not something you give something a reason, unless you’re a chimpanzee.

by Hoodnature March 7, 2023

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

Reason to Believe

simply the greatest album ever bestowed upon us In 2008 by the American punk rock band Pennywise

Person 1: Hey man did you check out reason to believe?

person 2: fuck yeah I did! I got the CD on release day

by maybejude October 23, 2024