moo lick

the act of licking the sides, front, or bottom of someone else's face with your tongue in a lewd and greedy way...while making lewd sounds, followed by a quick kiss beside the area.

Maddie: "I'm gonna give you a MOO LICK!!!"
Christine: "Oh no--you're not!"
Maddie: "It's coming...," making humming sounds, as she licks Christine's forehead, leaving a trail of saliva.

by Christine "Da Bomb" Diddy March 21, 2007

Moo Moo Cow Hump

A returning term of endearment for "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck."

Alex: "What's up Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?"

Sarah: "Nothin', Moo Moo Cow Hump."

by BooMooHumpEff May 8, 2010

minnie moo

a ladies most private parts....

ooh, i've got a right itchy minnie moo today.....

by michael .j fox May 28, 2006

moo point

Its like a cows point of view, it just doesnt matter, its moo.

"Arsenal won at the weekend"
"Thats a moo point mate, Utd won the league last week!"

by Lord of the Ringers September 15, 2003

Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.

I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

A moo point

This is what you call someone’s opinion that doesn’t matter . It’s like a cows opinion, It doesn’t matter. it’s moo . This is a term made up by Joey Tribbiani in “Friends”

“Don’t listen to her ! That’s a moo point.”

by Fghfjnbdhdhdbbdnsnebdbdbdndbdj November 22, 2021

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014