Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Houston

Someone who is deceased

Slay finna boots houston is deceased mama

by Slaygirlslay133 November 7, 2021

South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl

Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."

by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020

Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.

Oh there’s another Dirty Houston..

by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

Houston

Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool

Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston

by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Houston

A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.

???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"

by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020