Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009

Alaskan Bulldog

The Alaskan Bulldog is a sex act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the vagina and vaginal juices freezes the dick in place. The man then rips his dick angrily out and rips the vulva out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his penis off. He then goes up to the crying woman's mouth and forces her to eat her own vulva and his dickskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. Then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and pisses in her face to mark his territory. And quickly runs off on all fours.

So I heard Sheila was given an Alaskan Bulldog by Rick, she's been crying for days!!! Serves that bitch right.

by The0ceanMan July 24, 2011

alaskan firedragon

An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.

1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not

by rafie September 2, 2008

alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.

Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!

by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Alaskan Pacifier

The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.

When she pinned me down with an ALASKAN PACIFIER, I knew my winters would never be the same.

by ShoGun StickxG June 12, 2022

Alaskan Mudslide

When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole

Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!

by Choke and Stroke November 12, 2014