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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.
Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.
by perfeitoan October 18, 2013
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Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often
„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“
by rubykinz March 21, 2024
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Vine

A guy who will most likely talk to you about nerdy things
Vine: did you know that the sun is made of 42 grams of uranium?
Me: thats not even true what.
by Bladderexplosion1000 August 17, 2024
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grape of the vine

A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.
by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021
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vine up

To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.
Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017
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