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super keener

A keener who is a step or two up... or ten.

Much like regular keeners, super keeners like to participate enthusiastically in school and extracurricular activities. However super keeners are the leaders of the clubs, teams, and projects that keeners are oh so proud to be a part of. Super keeners are the most politically powerful students in a school; some even have more influence than average adults.

This doesn't necessarily make the super keener a popular and well known person. Some super keeners are relatively unknown socially within the school but have the most newspaper articles written about them outside. Meeting one of these hidden keeners can be quite the experience as you first assume they're a nobody but later discover they have local politicians on their contacts, and you realize you could be talking to the next prime minister. It can also be depressing as a role-reversal might occur and you will see yourself as the nobody in view of their accomplishments.

A super keener can still make a good friend though, they're usually nice and can help you with extracurriculars. Even if he/she doesn't you should still respect them, you might end up voting for them someday.
EXAMPLE 1:
super keener: "sorry i can't hang out this week, i have debate club, student government, basketball, green club, charity...

regular keener:"yeah i get it, you've got stuff to do"

EXAMPLE 2:
bob: "hey i googled wilson's name up, he was in like 10 diffrent articles"

jason: "who? i don't even know the guy"

bob: "he's a hidden super keener"
by JustSomeGuy2012 January 27, 2012
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super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.
Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.
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Super Socker

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
by Rodkor April 2, 2015
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Super Sonic

Form of Sonic when he has all 7 Chaos Emeralds.
by SonicDude May 30, 2003
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super bored

the state of the person who has found him/herself on this webpage, either through a direct search (here see HYPER bored), or through extensive link-clicking.
hmm... i know, i'll check the urban dictionary definition of the phrase "super bored"
by JJ2009 February 19, 2009
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Super perfundo

Super Perfundo
Super- Slang. very; extremely or excessively
Perfundo- Latin. To bathe, flood, Soak, or Imbue
Super perfundo
Originates from the movie, Waking Life.

Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.
John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.
Wiley: What's that mean?
John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.

Lewis really means that he wants John to be inspired, whether he is inspired by the day unfolding on it's own accord or he takes it upon himself to indulge in information that will inspire.
by Tom90914 October 30, 2007
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Super Fuck

when in doggy style on a female, the person from behind raises there legs and hands, leaving all bodily weight on the female, and humping only to use chest and back movements to thrust, thus fucking in mid air like super man
yo that chick let me "super fuck", but only till her legs gave out.
by pantietheif November 21, 2009
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