Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

Suburban Boy

A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.

Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.

Omar is such a suburban boy, he loves me!

by TheBlackGhost February 8, 2024

Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Suburban

Depending on who you're trying to get riled up, you could start a string of misinformation about Nigerian cities having suburban origins, you could do the same thing with about any information about any country.

The guy was trying to get the locals in Sri Lanka riled up, so he started a string of misinformation to get some of the changes he wanted to see. The cities in Sri Lanka weren't as large as Tokyo, New York, London, or Paris, so they must be easy, suburban targets.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Sickly-Suburban

A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.

Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"

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by ChrisKola January 26, 2010