catching strays

when you’re not involved in an argument between people, but one of the people involved in the argument will still involve you by dissing you

Person 1: well Person 3 is ugly as fuck!

Person 2: Excuse me?

Person 3: why am I catching strays right now?

by sleeperagent03172017 December 28, 2025

Stray

A traditionally straight person who dates a gay person, but does not identify as gay, straight or bi. Often times after a failed same sex relationship, they return to opposite sex relationships again.

I am no longer technically straight, but I’m not gay or bi; I’m now a stray.

by Clandy March 5, 2025

stray memory

false memory created by strands / parts of old memories.

— hey remember that time i asked out natalie?
- - uhh that never happened?
— oh well. must’ve been a stray memory

by xy.k March 17, 2025

Stray Kids

Only the world's best most talented and best-looking k pop band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP: Hey have you heard of stray kids?
ORP: Ofc, I'm a Stay. I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025

Strays

an awful 2023 movie where the only joke is "haha sex funny, zoophilia. are you guys laughing yet?"
I swear it feels like what a 9 year old thinks an adult movie is like.
it's just "drugs drugs drugs sex sex sex cuss cuss cuss" grow the fuck up

Guy1: I just watched strays last night.
Guy2: was it dogshit?
Guy:1 it was dogshit.

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

Stray

A heterosexual man who is exceptionally well-groomed, financially secure, and up-to-date with current trends. He is knowledgeable across a wide range of topics and maintains a high level of organization in his life. Due to his polished lifestyle and refined personality, he is often mistaken for being gay, though he is unequivocally straight. Women are naturally drawn to him.

"Anthony’s attention to detail and sophisticated tastes make him the epitome of a stray; despite the frequent assumptions about his sexuality, he's undoubtedly straight."

by Ponza August 12, 2024

bungo stray dogs

An interesting anime/manga about an orphan who joins a detective agency comprised of (mostly) gifted members which often ends up clashing with similarly gifted threats. BSD is known for including a cast of unbearably atteactive characters as well as having an annoying, delusional shipping fandom (some would argue as bad or worse than the MHA shipping fandom) who projects their gay desires onto the characters and who, despite knowing that none of the ships are or will be canon and that none of the characters align with their strange headcanons, still promote ships as though they are canon. If you hate obnoxious shipping fandoms, stay away or don't interact with the fandom.

A (normal): "Hey, do you watch/read Bungo Stray Dogs?"
B (moronic): "Omigosh, yesss, bestie! I ship–"
A (normal): "Ah– please shut your mouth you obnoxious, fanon-loving moron and try to pay attention to the plot for once."

by Razer_rl March 28, 2025