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Steven

You you a steven bro
by Osso June 18, 2018
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Steven

Anyone name steven has a Katana dick
by Shalack November 1, 2019
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stevens

The last name of badass people. you probably shouldn't mess with these people because they will slaughter your family and leave them on meat hooks for the police to find. most of them tend to have a darker skin complexion
That stevens kid is super badass
by IL0V3NIGG3rC0cK May 24, 2018
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Steven

Steven is one of the gayest mofos in the world. He shoots his shots on guys
I’m Steven and I like dicks in my mouth yum.
by Himynameiswhat! April 11, 2019
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Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
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Steven

Omg!!! He's steven
by abzejxz October 20, 2018
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Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.
John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!
by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019
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