Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.

I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.

by Amawee21 October 30, 2017

sportin' extra pounds

To be overweight, or obese. Like someone could be sportin' 10 extra pounds, or 50 extra pounds.

What's up with Jessica Simpson, she's sportin' extra pounds. Like 60 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 19, 2018

Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked

He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone

by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019

Sporking

The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.

So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger

Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?

by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019

snorting practice

Cocaine, meth, or any powdered drug that is so crumby all it is good for is snorting practice.

That dope he's selling ain't good for nothing but snorting practice.

by googalewski March 7, 2020

Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*

I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking

by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

Spolting

When Penelope and Sofia go to Kmart and buy random stuff you don’t need

Let’s go “spolting”
I NEED to go “spolt”

by Hshshehbeozgwb January 30, 2021