shacker

someone who sleeps over at random people's places after a night of drinking

setting: morning
did you hook up with that girl last night?
naw, she's just a shacker.

by txstateperson September 4, 2006

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

BJ Stacker

A sandwich for gay people consisting of meat,cheese,and bacon and buns all formed in the shape of a penis.also used to describe when a gay person lays down on a fat guys stomach and another fat guy goes on top of the gay person and he is squished in the middle.

Wayne-I had a BJ Stacker Last night
Cameron-ew.but that would explain ur sudden flattened body.

by Greg Milosevic December 9, 2008

Reziltcha-Spackemos

The Shiz/awesome.
Really cool.
The Best.
Neat.
Used to describe somthing that is really cool.

That flying dog was the REZILTCHA-SPACKEMOS!!!

by Heather Leigh Ann Jonath July 1, 2008

Total Spacer

A person who is a bit of a day dreamer, but generally happy, easy going person, just oblivious to what is going on around them.

Friend 1: Oi You total spacer i waved at you today and you ignored me

Friend 2: i didn't ignore you man, i must have been spacing!! sorry didn't see you

by Total Spacer May 24, 2010

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

slacker

A lazy azz person who instead of doing work, sits his azz on the couch and watches TV, plays video game, eats alot of food and never worries about anything because he know he will get the job done at the last minute and in the end just chill.

I am a slacker/bum/lowlife.

by PSX December 28, 2005