Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse

Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.

by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018

Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017