shit's Skittles 

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.

That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.

shit's Skittles by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008

Trippin' on his Skittles 

Freaking out. Reacting in a big way about an issue. Delusional about an idea.

My boss asked me to work late on Friday. He must've been trippin' on his Skittles.

Trippin' on his Skittles by 1EarthMother August 19, 2009

Pack of skittles 

a group of queers/fags

Look at that pack of skittles ! they're so pasty

Pack of skittles by the best muff diver January 18, 2010

mr. skittles 

A pedophile type person who offers candy to children in hopes of luring them in and taking advantage of them. Often seen wearing a trench coat and other shady clothing around playgrounds and schools.

mr. skittles: hey little boy, want some candy?
ittle boy: mr. skittles!!! RUN AWAY!!!

mr. skittles by yourmom247 June 14, 2010

Rainbow Skittles

Pretending everything is OK when the world is falling down around you.
An imaginary happy ending.
Sticking ones head in the sand.

P1: Things are really bad.
P2: No! Things are great!
P1: Yeah, and Rainbow Skittles are coming out of my butt...
:
P1: Look, I don't want to hear the bad news.
P2: Ok, then just pretend there are Rainbow Skittles coming out of my butt.

Rainbow Skittles by NezziR September 23, 2005

eating skittles 

when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!

Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.

Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.

eating skittles by xoxILRGxox May 14, 2009

Bag of Skittles 

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.

She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!

Bag of Skittles by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008