Lesbo organic shite

A lot of whole foods shit

Are you gay?
No but I buy lesbo organic shite

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 15, 2018

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

shite

Another word for the word "poo" in a slang, bri`ish way. A lot of blokes use this language out in the streets. Basically, that kid who always interupts you in a conversation. The are truly and utterly, a piece of shite

That guy over there is a real piece of shite.

by h4XL May 22, 2022

Shite bowl

When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out

Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020

shite

A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.

Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"

by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021