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Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.
“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share
by abelltoday June 14, 2018
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The Share Agency

The Share Agency is a marketing and advertising agency that raises awareness by bringing it directly to the consumers' hands through peer-to-peer sharing.
Did you know that you will get paid to share with the share agency?
by $hare Bear November 26, 2021
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bottle share

An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.
Please remember to bring the stilton and sourdough loaf to our Cantillon bottle share!
by BarrelAgedBadBoy September 30, 2020
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Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.
Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces
by WorldImprover May 4, 2024
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nuisance share

When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.

Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.

Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.

Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.

Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?
by Jordicolas October 3, 2024
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What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.
by QuacksO July 26, 2021
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