Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012

Pussy scratching

It's when you rub or stimulate clits of your friend or girlfriend esp. when they are sleeping or without getting them know

you: dude I gave her a nice pussy scratching and has no idea what happened!
dude: swags! man...

by Ditchhiker September 9, 2016

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.

Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

inexternally screaming

A state of internally and externally screaming, mainly associated with fangirling or extreme rage.

As soon as I saw the poster of my favorite character, I started inexternally screaming.

by Psychotic_dweeb July 7, 2017

Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019