To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.
by Memelordicus December 28, 2018
Sam: Shanking to the lake today?
Mary: Ye man. I'm up for it if you are!
Sam: Wunna shank up the lake today?
Mary: Umm na man.. I have standards!
Mary: Ye man. I'm up for it if you are!
Sam: Wunna shank up the lake today?
Mary: Umm na man.. I have standards!
by Fougere June 08, 2007
by Ske2 April 13, 2008
A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
by LemonyDude June 07, 2020
1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.
2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.
2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.
1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.
2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!
2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!
by the pope June 09, 2004
by bigDandtheBoys May 14, 2011