Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

Luigi Pump

1. The act of pressing the A button in DougDoug's Twitch chat.
2. The act of pumping and humping inside of a bunny suit for enjoyment purposes...

Billy: "Hey, Mike do you love luigi pumping inside of that bunny suit?"
Mike: "Yes, of course I am influenced by the Luigi Pumpers."

by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023

Knockin A Pump

To Masturbate relentlessly.

After looking at that hot girl, whao i had to go knock a pump. Ater knockin a pump, i felt shameful.

by Acidplanet_Member September 20, 2005

lil pump

lil pump jet ski a miami rapper that can probably fuck you bitch in some sketchers.lil pump mom said he wont be shit he told that lil bitch that he could move these bricks.he also fucked your sister he found that bitch on twitter.

lil pump is a scientist

by Ayyyocti March 19, 2017

one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping

by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken November 7, 2007

Get It Pumped

Popular Scottish internet phrase, created by fans of Rangers FC on the Follow Follow Forums in March 2006. It is used to indicate possible oppurtunities for sexual intercourse.

Man 1: "Look at how attractive that woman is"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "My girlfriend and I have been having some communication problems, do you have any advice"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "I have been having dark thughts, depression, suicide, what can I do to stop this"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

or it can be used in a sarcastic tense, such as;

Man 1: "Jo Brand"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Somebody posts a picture of any female

reply : get it pumped

by Raymondo April 23, 2006

Cum Pump

(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.

"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."

by Peter Mings January 11, 2009