A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.
Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.
Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.
Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.
Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.
Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.
Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
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Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.
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