Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

poobstrabate

For all of those who have ever wanted to drop a log and beat your meat at the same time, now there's an option! It's a great pass time or even just something to try!

I walked in on John poobstrabating the other day...

I'll be right back, I gotta go poobstrabate really quick.

by Frekinsweet April 3, 2016

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

Prostbite

A word derived from a combination of prostate and frostbite, prostbite may occur when a gay man sticks an icicle up his anus and uses it as a dildo. This results in the man's inner asshole contracting frostbite.

Guy 1: Last night was so fun, but I think that icicle I used gave me prostbite.
Guy 2: Dude wtf.

by Cosog February 25, 2018

Prostathot

Someone who acts all Innocent but they a tru hoe and has a new partner every week

Me and my friends always gossip about the prostathots.

by Hanban2020 February 3, 2020

Prosta-tot

A strung out chick who hangs out in trap houses, offering oral or sexual favors in trade for drugs.

Marys the top prosta-tot at that trap for really...

by ivana flailsomemore December 19, 2020

Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021