Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade October 17, 2015
by Big Dood72 January 08, 2022
by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019
A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
by AgileSloth July 07, 2012
joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.
by mrchinchang October 06, 2011
An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.
by slant :o July 02, 2022
Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017