pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade October 17, 2015
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Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
by Big Dood72 January 08, 2022
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Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape
I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent
by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019
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Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
by AgileSloth July 07, 2012
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Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.
joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.
by mrchinchang October 06, 2011
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tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.
give em' the tovalaball pitch
by slant :o July 02, 2022
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Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017
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