Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011

pitch black

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers

- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!

by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

pitch pipe

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

by Loverlane September 27, 2023

tovalaball pitch

An extremely rare and highly coveted pitch only thrown by the highest IQ pitchers in the league. Sources say that the tovalaball windup takes around 10 minutes, but recorded speeds on the tovalaball have measured in the 300-350 mph range. It's movement is reminiscient of a slider and slurve but actually rises upwards towards the end. To this day, only 2 tovalaball pitches have ever been thrown due to the exacerbating toll it takes on whoever dares to throw it, even though the pitch practically throws itself.

give em' the tovalaball pitch

by slant :o July 2, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022