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Philip

Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.
: I failed math today
: you're such a philip
by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022
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Philip

Philip is a dude That FAILS every class ever created. The class that is more failed amongst all of them are maths , he has failed every math test in the human history.
:Bro i just failed the math test

: Man stop being such a philip
by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022
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Philip

Every guy named Philip has a big dick and is insanely smart
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by Nickonaut March 26, 2022
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Ella and Philip

Ella and Philip is the absolute worse couple that could exist. If you are an Ella stay away from Philip/Filip! He probably has a crush on some girl named Mila
Person: "Look it's Ella and Philip /filip
Other person: "EW RUN AWAY!!!"
by HEHE HANK February 4, 2022
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Philip

Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent
Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes
by Trashman kev February 9, 2022
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Philip

One of the two kick-ass characters from a TV show on Comedy Central called South Park, an animated adult cartoon made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Philip: You're such a pig-fucker, Terrance.

Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?

Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.
by statickid2022 February 17, 2022
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Saints Philip and James

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021
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