A short kid that can't get a girlfriend because he is ugly as fuck, usually is very dirty minded, outgoing, funny, again ugly,short, and has a urge for love but of course he's ugly so he can't find it. He also gets bullied a lot, but he doesn't care even know some things they say might hurt him. He gets pushed around a lot which sucks.
by HEyHeyGoOd_Big DAdDy February 11, 2020
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Basically a dude who doesn't squat below paralell. He loads up the bar thinking that he's tough shit, but in reality he can't even squat 135 ass to grass. This is a person who will show off his moobs, and call them pecs. His mom is probably...
Philip: *squats like a fucking retard*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*
Kevin: *Proceeds to give good advice to fix his shitty form*
Philip: *Squats higher than a kite once again*
Kevin: *Gives up on philip and starts benching*
by Kukikano April 4, 2019
Get the Philip mug.A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.
by m14x_ September 3, 2025
Get the Philip mug.Philip means genuine. He is a centered man with a big heart. He loves to work, loves doesnt back away from challenges and success is the result. Philip is a natural athlete and can usually best anyone competing. He has a clesr head and lives a clean healthy life. He would make a wonderful fstherbecause he simply loves kids and they adore him. He is sincere, fun. And can crack a joke at anytime. He looks at the lighter side. Even when he is caught up in a mess, he doesnt seem to get rattled easily. He is strong, helpful, and gives great gifts. He is hard-working, punctual, and gives 100%. People see this in him and want him on their team and he wont disappoint. He us as handsome as a movie star and always a gentleman. He would give you his shirt and anything else you wanted. He is rare. He is truthful, playful, and has deep clear blue eyes. He can see inside you and sende who you are. He stands for goodness. He is an animal lover, especially, cats.
by Flyingponygirl November 22, 2021
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Philip is a pervert and everything he says is sexual
Philip is a pervert and everything he says is sexual
by Rottan September 9, 2022
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by Papa Yojana April 5, 2021
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