His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
Get the Palmed throbberymug. When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palmsmug. by nezzreth July 24, 2016
Get the zombie palmmug. A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.
Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
by mysmoothj January 26, 2021
Get the Palm Dmug. A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.
Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?
Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?
Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!
Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!
Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?
Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!
Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!
by Scooba December 13, 2008
Get the hidden palmsmug. When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
Danny:
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
by Beniamin June 29, 2012
Get the Palm Yetimug. Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.
by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022
Get the Llama Palmmug.