Going Chair

To display power in a fashion that patio chairs are destroyed into splinters. This can also refer to a person who has went chair before, and if provoked may "Go Chair" on a person instead of a chair.

You don't want him to go chair, you will not like what he does to you.

Nik was going chair, and he got splinters from the chair in his face.

by RobLynn May 31, 2006

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

by cazpers February 20, 2023

Chair emoji

An inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis

Chair emoji - an inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis.

Example:

Can’t believe they did that🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

by yamor September 22, 2021

Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011