Logical Objectivity Bias

The belief that formal logic alone can deliver you to objective truth, independent of messy empirical reality or human context. It's the bias of people who think they can reason their way to correct conclusions about the world without actually checking the world. If the premises are wrong, the logic can be flawless and the conclusion still garbage. But the Logical Objectivist is so enchanted by the beauty of their reasoning that they forget to question whether their starting assumptions correspond to anything real. They're not wrong logically—they're just wrong about reality.

"Logically, if all poor people just worked harder, poverty would disappear," he announced, having never met a poor person or checked any economic data. Logical Objectivity Bias: when the argument is valid but the conclusion is still nonsense.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

General Objectivity Bias

The assumption that objectivity is a single, unified thing—a muscle you can strengthen and then apply uniformly across all domains. The General Objectivist thinks that being objective about, say, sports statistics means they're automatically objective about politics, relationships, or their own motivations. They treat objectivity as a character trait rather than a painful, domain-specific discipline that requires constant relearning. This bias lets them feel like Objective People™ without doing the actual work of questioning themselves in areas where it might hurt.

"I'm an objective person—I call balls and strikes in my fantasy football league," he said, moments before explaining why his childhood trauma definitely has nothing to do with his current relationship problems. General Objectivity Bias: mistaking one skill for all skills.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Special Objectivity Bias

The recognition that genuine objectivity, to the extent it's possible at all, is always special—always specific to a particular domain, method, and community of inquiry. Unlike General Objectivity Bias (which thinks objectivity is a uniform trait), Special Objectivity Bias is the awareness that being objective about quantum physics requires different tools than being objective about historical events, which requires different tools than being objective about your own feelings. It's not really a bias at all—it's the antidote to bias: the understanding that every kind of truth demands its own kind of rigor.

"Stop treating your scientific training like it makes you objective about my emotional experience. Different domains, different rules. Learn some Special Objectivity Bias and sit down."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Factual Objectivity Bias

The belief that if you simply state enough discrete, verifiable facts, you have delivered objective truth—as if facts interpret themselves. The Factual Objectivist floods conversations with data points, assuming that the sheer weight of correct information will inevitably lead everyone to the same conclusion. They miss that facts are always selected, framed, and connected by someone with a perspective. Two people can agree on every fact and still disagree violently about what those facts mean. But the Factual Objectivist treats meaning as something that automatically falls out of facts, like water from a cloud.

"I've given you seventeen statistics about crime rates, so my point is proven," she said, unaware that her selection of statistics and her interpretation of their significance were doing all the work. Factual Objectivity Bias: drowning in data while starving for wisdom.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Ignorance Objectivity Bias

The belief that not knowing much about a topic actually makes you more objective—that knowledge itself is a form of corruption. The Ignorance Objectivist thinks that experts are biased by their expertise, that learning creates distortion, and that the fresh, untrained eye sees things more clearly. This is the bias of people who pride themselves on "just asking questions" without doing any of the reading required to understand the answers. It's ignorance reframed as a virtue, naivete as methodology.

"I haven't read any of those studies, so I can look at this with fresh eyes, unbiased by all that research," said the man whose "fresh eyes" were about to reinvent a wheel that's been round for decades. Ignorance Objectivity Bias: when not knowing becomes a flex.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Non-Ignorance Objectivity Bias

The counterweight to Ignorance Objectivity—the belief that knowledge, while necessary, is never sufficient for objectivity. The Non-Ignorance Objectivist understands that learning a field's facts and methods is the entry requirement for having an informed opinion, but that even the most knowledgeable expert remains subject to framing effects, blind spots, and community assumptions. True objectivity isn't achieved by escaping knowledge or by accumulating it—it's achieved by constantly subjecting your knowledge to critique from multiple angles. It's the bias of people who know that knowing isn't enough.

"I've studied this for twenty years, which means I should be more suspicious of my own conclusions, not less. That's Non-Ignorance Objectivity Bias: expertise as the beginning of doubt, not the end of it."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Neutral Objectivity Bias

The belief that the most objective position is always the one that takes no side—that neutrality itself is a form of truth. The Neutral Objectivist treats every conflict as something to be split down the middle, every argument as something to be mediated, every injustice as something with "two valid perspectives." They mistake the performance of non-alignment for the achievement of clarity. This bias is most common among people whose privilege allows them the luxury of never needing to take a side, because no side is actively harming them.

"I'm just neutral on this human rights issue—I want to hear both sides objectively," she said, as if the people being harmed were just one perspective among many. Neutral Objectivity Bias: when comfort with the status quo dresses up as wisdom.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026