An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
Get the I, robotmug. by PotatoSack May 31, 2016
Get the robotic sunmug. A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.
The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
Get the angry robotmug. by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016
Get the robotic engineermug. The spazmatic jerky stride of somebody who has obviously been awake way too long & obvisously has had entirely way to much methamphetamines , bath salts &/or a multitude of various other stimulants .
And on the 3rd day of a 7 day binge everybody that seen her knew she was fucked up because she was doing the robotic flamingo as she walked down the street .
by Don't try this at hone September 15, 2020
Get the robotic flamingomug. An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?
P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good
P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good
by hainlad October 12, 2020
Get the I, Robotmug. by Owlmaster February 16, 2009
Get the Robot Kingmug.