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Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye
I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam
by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025
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Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.
Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.
by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025
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Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
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nigerian prince charming

he slides into your dm's like a lubed up dick, the sexy African man just needs your credit card info to get out of the country because of the war going on
by caloonzy May 18, 2023
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Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich
Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron
by The big mamma t June 10, 2023
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Nigerian's

Black people that Pick a white substance called cotton a mystical and rare substance in the world they are payed greatly for their nobility and bravery as it is a deadly substance to pick

(this is 100% a joke i am not racist in any way and if i offend you i am greatly sorry)
Pick thyn cotton you damn Nigerian's
by urabsolutef*ingMassivewhalemum February 28, 2023
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Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.
"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"
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