Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian doll trap

To hide a tazer inside a sex doll so that the next person that uses it will get 30,000 volts to the dick

I killed my man’s dick with a nigerian doll trap after i found out he had a sex doll. 😼

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::><MNBV May 22, 2025

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023