Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook

Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian cowboy

To ride a horse as if it were a girl riding you.. on the other sideee… Well you get the point

I walked into the barn and i screamed “HOLY SHIT!!” at the top of my lungs because nicco was giving the horse a nigerian cowboy. Damn, his ass hole must be very tolerant because 13 inches… damn..

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian doll trap

To hide a tazer inside a sex doll so that the next person that uses it will get 30,000 volts to the dick

I killed my man’s dick with a nigerian doll trap after i found out he had a sex doll. 😼

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::><MNBV May 22, 2025