New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New years eve

The first of the year where people stay up all night till it's 12:00

Tonight I'm going to stay up till count down for new years eve

by MelonPanda January 5, 2021

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

Sober New Year's

Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.

Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.

by Sober POP October 30, 2024

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Netherlands on New Years

To set unattended cars and dumpsters on fire, usually as a form if celebration for a holiday or event.

"We went netherlands on new years on that ford f150, it lit up like chicago in 1871."

by Thurgalicious November 30, 2025

Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”

*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year”

by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025