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Naruto

idk i don't like Japanese pornography cuz i have a life. its like some gay idiot who likes to suck some guy named Saskue dick. and like wines about him 24/7. also he like had a guy named arikera who saved narutos life or somthn, gave him free food and was always seeing if he was ok, but because Naruto is a faggot, he thinks his enemy who was his teammate, almost never worked together and aruka was his teacher and let him pass or somthin and also both of there parents died from HIV even tho Akirea or whatevers parents died to from ebola or somthin too, but he is to old for naruto to fuck to he fucks saskue. also because the writers are feminin they decided to make naruto or something, like get the shit beaten out of a girl named sakura like the bacteria, he also lets her make fun of him or somthin and he is an orphan. but like when she gets "harassed " the snowflake writers want to show that girls are "strwwwongg" and she gets really strong or somthin. then the people now look like if the artists took shrooms while drawing them. bro idrk about this. also if you are a lgbtq activist and like Naruto i am sorry for u.
person: naruto gay

snowflake: GwEwTT YoUr HeAt OuT oF YoUr AsSs mNaTll sNnUTTunt WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

person: damn what about all of the opinion shit u wrote
by B)ees April 8, 2021
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1. Sasuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke:Naruto!!!!!!!
Naruto:Sasuke!!!!!!
by SuperYulee September 27, 2019
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Naruto

A BitchAss Pussy That Sucks Fox Dick For Power When His About To Lose And Loves To Eat Ramen As He imagines The Ramen To Be Cum, he also doesn't get pussy wich is why no one likes him. He Is also The Rival Of Sasuke Uchiha.
Damn Bro Can't believe Our Friend Came Out as A Naruto, guess we can't be his friend anymore.
by ChadWasTakenn November 21, 2020
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the best show you’ll ever watch.
“have you seen naruto?”
“its the best thing i’ve ever watched”

I have to put something like this but its legendary.
by narutoramen December 26, 2020
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Naruto is cool!

A wannabe weeb that has only watched Naruto and no other anime!
John: Bro I’m a weeb, Naruto is cool!
Patt: What other anime’s do you watch?
John: 😶
by Jai😋 March 18, 2021
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Kid thats parents died and then left on ground to rot
Stranger: ew you peice of shit
Naruto: I’m sorry I can’t change *starts dancing agressivly*
by CumDumpsterMan09 March 6, 2021
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SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
naruto

sasuke
by narutobro March 23, 2021
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