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e-nail

The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.
Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!
by MissMolly July 3, 2005
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nail delay

to balance a spinning frisbee on your finger nail.
when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.
by definite lee July 27, 2005
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Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead
Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude
by Sadasu January 30, 2017
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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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Nail gunk

When you don't wash your finger nails and then green/brown stuff starts forming under them
Wash that nail gunk please
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023
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wall nailing

the act of having text sex over someones facebook wall otherwise known as wall fucking, wall sex, wall banging, or wall play.
Joe: yo dude i was totally wall nailing nicole on facebook last night

random kid: yo thats awesome i heard shes totally bangin.

Joe: o there she is. peace dude i got some business to attend to.
by Joe leg February 11, 2009
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