Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian doll trap

To hide a tazer inside a sex doll so that the next person that uses it will get 30,000 volts to the dick

I killed my man’s dick with a nigerian doll trap after i found out he had a sex doll. 😼

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

nigerian prince charming

he slides into your dm's like a lubed up dick, the sexy African man just needs your credit card info to get out of the country because of the war going on

have you seen that nigerian prince charming dude

by caloonzy May 18, 2023

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Nigerian's

Black people that Pick a white substance called cotton a mystical and rare substance in the world they are payed greatly for their nobility and bravery as it is a deadly substance to pick

(this is 100% a joke i am not racist in any way and if i offend you i am greatly sorry)

Pick thyn cotton you damn Nigerian's

by urabsolutef*ingMassivewhalemum February 28, 2023