myspace

"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."
by sosodefxxx598 September 27, 2007
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1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends
1. A/S/L = 16/F/London

ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison

2. Myspace Friends = 1000

ACTUAL Friends = 0
by NymphoQueen July 11, 2008
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a website designed to fuck up your social life, marriage, and get you fired.
Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.
by buster helloman July 17, 2008
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1)people who use myspace as the new bootycall.

2)will most likely have over +100n friends, and wont even know half of them

3)people who dont use facebook because they have no life.
Girl 1: "He's such a myspacer!!"
Girl 2: "You know all he wants is some booty"
Girl 1: " Should I?"
Girl 2: " Hell no, he's a creeper"
by Sarah Pheoenix March 10, 2009
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a myspacer is an individual who either has their own page on myspace or goes on other peoples profiles
"Do you have myspace?"

"Are you kidding? I'm on like everyday!"

"Dude you are a total myspacer fer sureee"
by amrgkm January 31, 2009
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the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.
Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006
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Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know!
by this is me August 06, 2005
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