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Mystic

Playing (Mystic) means you are playing a video game terribly and you are really bad at it.
You're playing so mystic today Armaan!
by jackokid December 28, 2020
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mystic lamb

a tall man with a hitler who hits on under age girls. His weaknesses are long nails and girls from parsippany
He’s got a Parsippany girl? He’s a mystic lamb
by buthead February 15, 2021
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Mystic Manson

The act of sucking ones own dick. Especially when in public or under peer pressure.
Discord Kid: Let’s get Ryan to suck his own dick on camera.
Discord Kid 2: Oh you mean get him to do a Mystic Manson?
by C.W. Longrod April 6, 2021
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myxtic

myxtic the most myxtic person you'll ever meet. He's always willing to myxtic around and is always Georging everyone he meets. myxtic is the nicest myxtic that's ever myxticd in the myxtic. myxtic myxtic myxtic myxticmyxtic myxtic myxticmyxticmyxticmyxtic myxticmyxtic.
Me: "myxticmyxticmyxticmyxticmyxticmyxticmyxticmyxticmyxtic"
myxtic: "Hey that's me"
by oscarjm April 13, 2021
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Mystic

The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time
Mystic PRO
by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 8, 2021
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matician

A person or persons that go by the English name of BOB, highly skilled in space and time travel thru reading mathematics and Latin, however it is best to truly understand if it is read using a mirror.

. A person with knowledge of forgotten language used by Extra terrestrial or other life sources from altered time zones. Not usually found in this atmosphere. To find a true Matician one must first be an experienced chemist in chemical welfare, yet also be on welfare, or have lived in a dumpster in Seattle for no less than 30 days, (their time). Thirty days in Matician time is the equivalent two pi squared. If you come across a true Matician don’t lost them but don’t hang to close either, watch and observe from a distance but let your presents be known. They are freaked and strong yet appear to be meek and shy. Full of knowledge if one can interpret their language.
I can’t to a bridge one day where what I thought was a troll, it turned out to be a Matician and I’ve never been the same since!
by Melarchie May 20, 2021
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Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
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