Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021

Munt

A loose ass man cunt.

I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.

by Thunderdan May 22, 2021

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

MUNTING

fucking a dead body

god i love to MUNT, hey bradyon get the shovel, were gonna go MUNTING

by SirMuntsALot April 25, 2024

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021

Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Munting

The process by which a duo will desecrate or (dig up) a grave one person will bounce on the body till fluids eject out so the other one may eat it through the rectum

Yo it's almost time for a munt-sesh
Hey do you wanna go munting later?

by Poxxum May 19, 2024