moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010

moisen

old poop or poop that is white and has been dried in the sun

timmy went to pick up his doggs poop but it was moisen

by ricky May 11, 2014

moist [cunt flaps]

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora

1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

Moisha

The most funny girl out there she is unique and has a different point of view than most others that surround her.

Did you hear that Moisha was coming to the party? It's about to be lit!!

by Realreal221 May 23, 2016

Moist

borderline gay.

1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!

Man 2: That was a real moist statement!

2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!

Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.

by D Bizz1986 November 28, 2009

misktrackted

to screw someone over. the person must be named Carlos

hey carlos that guy just misktrackted you.

by sahnds September 22, 2006

moink

a combination of the words "Moo" and "Oink." Used as a state of being, usually in a secretive or hinting way meant to express happiness. Usually said to someone before giving the "eyebrow lift."

"Moink Moink baby..."

by Jason aka P.I.M.P October 18, 2006