man

A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.

90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?

by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010

Manning

two (or more) men boning.

George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.

by nordic aryan October 23, 2020

The Man

The man is the dude with the weed for sale.

"Didn't you say you needed some Chronic? There go the man right there."

by CheckYaSelf September 10, 2016

Manful

When a man is more of a handful than the kids when he's sick.

I can't believe how much of a manful he was last night. You'd think his cold was the plague.

by docstallis May 13, 2016

man

man is the coolest ever human being

Man. that's awesome

by jer_bestokiss983 February 26, 2017

IT Man

A Very, very sexy man with a great sense of humour, known as the Miz.

"Damn, Mike is the IT Man!"
Mike, in this case, and every other case, is Mike the Miz.

by Moonstar2020 August 8, 2017

the man

Any individual or entity in business or government that seeks to make a profit for profits sake without providing a good or service in return. And doing so almost exclusively at the expense of the poor and unrepresented.

"so I was late on a payment for one of my credit cards, and my other 2 credit card companies jacked my interest rate too, even though it had nothing to do with them. Damn the man! and boo corporate greed!"

by C-2the-Mart December 16, 2007