lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

LumberJack

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia

Ever heard the legend of the lumberjack

by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019

Lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.

That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.

by Finger dog 2 June 03, 2023

Lumberjack

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree

Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud

by Mikehunglol April 24, 2022

Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~

by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011

Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011