napalm log

(slang) Vietnamese Person...

"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"

by Apocalypse Cow June 02, 2004

Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

by london che February 08, 2006

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

Log Box

A log box is a chemical toilet, however it has been used more as a synonym for a toilet.

"God am bosting for a cack, a'll have go to t'log box."

by Log Box User August 13, 2008

burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

Rasputin log

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.

I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.

by Hillerro April 11, 2009