Bog Log

Self explanatory, really - a bog log is a shit, or a turd, or a poo

Wow that bog log is big enough for Grizzly Adams to build a cabin with it.

by london che February 8, 2006

doom log

A particularly long and solid piece of fecal excrement. When such a thing appears, its creator is required to notify roommates via calling out "doom log!" while on the toilet.

Hey guys, I just let out a doom log in the toilet bowl!!

by pocornmaker June 29, 2008

burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

by brandesign82 August 24, 2016

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

Log Box

A log box is a chemical toilet, however it has been used more as a synonym for a toilet.

"God am bosting for a cack, a'll have go to t'log box."

by Log Box User October 19, 2008

Rasputin log

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.

I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.

by Hillerro April 11, 2009

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009