Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.

Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!

by TheChris21 November 7, 2010

Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005

land of the free

What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.

Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!


Welcome to Britain, land of the free!


Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!


welcome to the usa, land of the free!


welcome to argentina, land of the free!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

land beluga

An albino with down syndrome.

"Damn son, that land beluga is harshing my mellow."

by OnoSendai November 5, 2006

Land Rover

Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.

Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.

True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out

by jD April 16, 2005

land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

land log

When there is not enough water in the potty bowl and your poop gets stuck near the top and the water cant wash it away, so it sits for days!

Yo, I landed the nicest log!

by LandLogger69 July 1, 2005