leisureworld

1. A fantasy world consisting of the delusions of a single Drew Brees fanatic and San Diego Chargers forum poster named Leisure and his imaginary 'stable girls,' who are female stalkees on the forum drawn into his imaginary world against their will. leisureworld is a self described 'well known internet poster,' whose mock NFL drafts top heavy with some of the biggest busts the NFL has ever seen defy all logic and reason. He calls these draft busts "Leisure Locks."

Leisureworld has been banned from his internet residences in San Diego but is rumored to be planning some vague armeggadon for the forums and mods who slighted him and his 'leisure locks'.

Currently he can be found hanging out at the New Orleans Saints fan forums, berating the evil Trumpet Man, Charger GM AJ Smith, and anyone who supports QB Philip Rivers while touting his new team the Saints while casting aside accusations of bandwagoning by repeating the statement, 'I shook the hands of Drew Brees and Reggie Bush.'

2. (third person adj.) A third person term denoting leisure, creator of leisureworld ie: "Leisureworld blames Trumpet man for driving Drew Brees out of San Diego

Leisureworld has issued a 'leisure lock' for Chris Henry. Meaning that Chris Henry has just been given a statistical kiss of death because no leisure lock has ever been signed to a second contract with the team who drafted him and most do not last through the first. Other 'leisure locks' in leisureworld include BOTH Mike Williams', WR and OT, perhaps the biggest pair of busts sharing the same name in NFL draft history.

by Big Bro July 4, 2006

legistic

the state of being so legit, you're majestic.

Yanni: Duuuude, it's so legistic!

Emily: Legistic?

Yanni: Yeah bro, like so legit it's majestic.

Emily: Sweeeeeet.

by Britton:3 September 18, 2011

Levism

The belief everything ever said or done is false, unknowable, and make up bullshit in addition to the ardent belief that everyone but you is full of shit. Adherents of levism have a tenancy to piss other people off, but they don't care, because as already stated these other people are, of course, full of shit. The founder of this school of thought is a mythical figure known only as "The Lev".

Person 1: Did you hear that guy preaching about levism the other day?
Person 2: Ya man, that guy was full of shit.

by morticia, ruler of all the earth April 30, 2008

levisexual

levisexual is defined as the sexual attractions towards levi only.

person1: Is there someone you like?

person2:No I'm only attracted to levi.
person3:Then you're levisexual.

by momozono December 19, 2020

pass legislation

1 - v.) Cutting someone/Being cut off by someone on the street/expressway (Must be used in a horrible Sean Connery imitation)

2 - v.) also see pass a bill through Congress

1) "You can pass legislation, but you do so without my permission, asshole!"

2) "Excuse me whilst I pass legistlation"

by muskaLipman January 11, 2005

Legistical

The feeling of being or something else is so legit that you can help be in shock because of the sheer legitness of the thing

Legit +mystical=legistical

that art piece in Ms.Fox's room is legistical.

I'm too legistical

by slap525 October 25, 2012

Kebus Leavis

A long, disgusting slurping noise that sounds like someones slurping from a straw.

Kebus Leavis is stucas.

by Tavi December 5, 2003