Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice
We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party
by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022
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Honey Lettuce

A slang term for American currency. Honey, because money is sweet, lettuce because it's green.
by brandonlm1994 July 14, 2012
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Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.
"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."
by Frostybadger August 09, 2021
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dick lettuce

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.
by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023
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lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)
Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.
by Dino Doug January 22, 2021
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Lettuce Dealers

Professionals that deal lettuce to people illegally, which is party of a small community called the lettuce gang and is usually the leaders and founders of the gang.
The two lettuce gangs, Romaine and Iceberg, went head to head in the school, where the lettuce dealers fought over territory to sell in.
by ecuttel February 27, 2019
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Roman lettuce

Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies
Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon

Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
by Owo voodoo March 21, 2020
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