Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.

I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.

by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Koala

The deadliest animal in australia

That koala ate my kid

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013

koala

ritalin

We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.

by prozak42 November 14, 2011

Disabled Koala

Hardcore memer

Hey did you see that Disabled Koala guy? He was so edgy!

by chicken1772 May 19, 2019